"Life is just a bowl of pits. " ~~ Rodney Dangerfield
"I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest." ~~ Rodney Dangerfield
"When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them." ~~ Rodney Dangerfield
"I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people." ~~ Rodney Dangerfield