"Gossip: nature’s telephone." ~~ Shalom Aleichem
"Every Jew must either give or take charity for Passover." ~~ Shalom Aleichem
"You don’t have to be big to be great." ~~ Shalom Aleichem
"There is nobody as wise as a whipped dog." ~~ Shalom Aleichem
"Great is the pain of bringing up sons, and greater of bringing up daughters." ~~ Shalom Aleichem
"A pretty daughter is worth half the dowry." ~~ Shalom Aleichem