"My doctor gave me six months to live but when I couldn’t pay his bill gave me six months more. " ~~ Walter Matthau
"It’s no longer a question of staying healthy. It’s a question of finding a sickness you like. " ~~ Jackie Mason
"More die from overeating than from undereating." ~~ Nachman of Bratslav
"The wise man says: I will eat to live, and the fool says: I will live to eat." ~~ Orchot Tsadikim
"The prayers of the sick are more effective than the prayers of others, and are answered first." ~~ Rashi
"Repentance for sinners is like medicine for maladies." ~~ Tachkemoni
"When a part of your body aches and causes you pain, you feel intense hatred towards it." ~~ Achad Ha’am
"A bad liver is to a Frenchman what a nervous breakdown is to an American. Everyone has had one and everyone wants to talk about it. " ~~ Art Buchwald
"When dogs howl, the Angel of Death is in town; when they play, the prophet Elijah is." ~~ Talmud, Bava Qamma
"Who suspects the upright will be smitten with bodily ill." ~~ Talmud, Shabbat
"The prayer of the sick for himself will avail more than any other. " ~~ Genesis (Bereshit) R.
"You shall not curse the deaf. " ~~ Leviticus (Vayikra) 19:14
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