"Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. " ~~ Oscar Levant
"The soul is the light of the body." ~~ N. Amram
"When I told my doctor I couldn’t afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays. " ~~ Henry Youngman
"Better healthy and poor than rich and poorly." ~~ Ben Sira 30:14
"Jealousy rots the bones. " ~~ Proverbs (Mishle) 14:30
"The sick man who lies to the doctor deceives only himself." ~~ Bachya
"A lot of wine is harmful but a little is good." ~~ Derekh Eretz R.
"Sickness of the spirit is worse than sickness of the flesh." ~~ Tsori Hayagon
"The door which does not open to the poor will open to the physician." ~~ Levi, Pesikta Rabbati
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. " ~~ Henry Youngman
"It is more profitable for your Congressman to support the tobacco industry than your life. " ~~ Jackie Mason
"Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much. " ~~ Buddy Hackett
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