"You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to get them into schools the regular way. As a matter of fact, it was my SAT scores that led me into my present vocation in life, comedy. " ~~ Neil Simon
"To get a gift means to return one." ~~ Talmud, Sukkah
"Justice and only justice shall you follow." ~~ Deuteronomy (Devarim) 16:20
"Mankind are like plants of the field, some blossom, some wither." ~~ Talmud, Eiruvin
"All education starts with forbidding." ~~ Rabbi Leo Baeck
"The search for truth is more precious than its possession. " ~~ Albert Einstein
"Food to a man is like oil to a lamp." ~~ Yehuda Ben Harosh
"The man who is not careful about obeying the law against stealing will be less careful about the law against coveting; whatever his eyes see, his heart will desire—and with a longing that can never be satisfied." ~~ Leone Da Modena
"A politician is someone who will double-cross that bridge when he comes to it." ~~ Oscar Levant
"Most people do not really want freedom, because freedom involves responsibility, and most people are frightened of responsibility. " ~~ Sigmund Freud
"When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy. " ~~ Samuel Goldwyn
"Where there is no wine, drugs are necessary." ~~ Talmud, Bava Batra 58b
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