"I just got wonderful news from my real estate agent in Florida. They found land on my property. " ~~ Milton Berle
"A fool raises his voice in laughter, a wise man smiles in silence." ~~ Ben Sira 21:20
"Immorality in a home is like a worm in fruit." ~~ Talmud, Sota 3b
"New troubles make us forget the old." ~~ Talmud, Berakhot
"The righteous need no monuments: their words are their remembrance, their acts remain their shrines. " ~~ Talmud Yerushalmi, Shekalim
"Friends are of three kinds: one like food which one cannot do without; one like medicine which you may need now and then; and one like pestilence which no one needs at all." ~~ Mivchar Hapeninim
"Who observes the Sabbath is as though he created it." ~~ Mekhilta
"How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world." ~~ Anne Frank
"There is one moral duty which your moralists underrate criminally: the duty to enjoy the world which God created." ~~ Klatzkin
"Trust yourself. Create the kind of self that you will be happy to live with all your life. Make the most of yourself by fanning the tiny, inner sparks of possibility into flames of achievement. " ~~ Golda Meir
"We must enhance the light, not fight the darkness." ~~ Aaron David Gordon
"A rebuke goes deeper into a man of understanding than a hundred flailings into a fool." ~~ Proverbs (Mishle) 17:10