"Men don’t care what’s on TV. They only care what else is on TV." ~~ Jerry Seinfeld
"When there is no truth, there is no kindness." ~~ Nachman of Bratslav
"Whatever God created has a spark of sanctity in it." ~~ Baal Shem Tov
"As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. " ~~ Buddy Hackett
"As a seal of carnelian on a necklace of gold is a concert of music at a banquet of wine." ~~ Ben Sira
"Men are strong so long as they represent a strong idea. They become powerless when they oppose it. " ~~ Sigmund Freud
"Praise a woman’s beauty to her face and she will forgive all your sins!" ~~ Mishle Yehoshua
"By grace of children parents win respect." ~~ Tanchuma
"Do not forbid to others what you allow yourself. " ~~ Exodus (Shmot) R.
"Faith is not only in the heart; it should be put into words." ~~ Nachman of Bratslav
"Crooked parents can produce straight children." ~~ Talmud, Sota
"Who lives happily does his Creator’s will." ~~ Baal Shem Tov