"To get a gift means to return one." ~~ Talmud, Sukkah
"Who has fear of God in him will not sin." ~~ A. N. Hayarchi
"No man can divorce his friend’s wife." ~~ Talmud, Nedarim
"Pass not over water whose depth you know not, lest it run too deep!" ~~ Mishle Assaf
"Who gives charity in secret is greater than Moses. " ~~ Talmud, Bava Batra
"Through legend one may penetrate the Jewish nation’s living home and behold its inward parts. " ~~ Chaim Nachman Bialik
"I just got wonderful news from my real estate agent in Florida. They found land on my property. " ~~ Milton Berle
"A fool raises his voice in laughter, a wise man smiles in silence." ~~ Ben Sira 21:20
"Immorality in a home is like a worm in fruit." ~~ Talmud, Sota 3b
"New troubles make us forget the old." ~~ Talmud, Berakhot
"The righteous need no monuments: their words are their remembrance, their acts remain their shrines. " ~~ Talmud Yerushalmi, Shekalim
"Friends are of three kinds: one like food which one cannot do without; one like medicine which you may need now and then; and one like pestilence which no one needs at all." ~~ Mivchar Hapeninim