Jewish Quotations

"I always wanted to get into politics, but I was never light enough to make the team. " ~~ Art Buchwald

"Old age, like poverty, although no disgrace, is not a great honor either. We all expect it and we all want to look young." ~~ Elhanan L. Levinsky

"Know what is above you!" ~~ Avot 2:1

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." ~~ Albert Einstein

"Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. " ~~ Groucho Marx

"A scholar who fears not sin is as a craftsman without his tools." ~~ Avot Derabbi Nathan

"It is not good for Man to be alone. " ~~ Genesis (Bereshit) 2:18

"Keep far from a lie!" ~~ Exodus (Shmot) 23:7

"God only created the evil urge to tempt men." ~~ Zohar

"Nurture your mind with great thoughts; to believe in the heroic makes heroes. " ~~ Benjamin Disraeli

"Again will I build you…He that scattered Israel will gather and guard him as a shepherd his flock." ~~ Jeremiah (Yirmeyahu) 31:3,9

"Judaism is a nation and a creed at one and the same time." ~~ Joseph Klausner