Jewish Quotations

"I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying. " ~~ Woody Allen

"No man can consider himself truly married until he understands every word his wife is not saying." ~~ Lord Mancroft

"Who hates mankind is as one that hates the Lord God." ~~ Pesiqta Zotarth

"To prophesy the future is not diffcult, but it is dangerous." ~~ Osias Thon

"A warning to a man is a warning to the whole community." ~~ Rashi

"Who learns and does not teach is like a myrtle in the desert." ~~ Johanan b. Nappaha

"If you return evil for good, evil will not depart from your house. " ~~ Proverbs (Mishle) 17:13

"I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father’s protection. " ~~ Sigmund Freud

"By the time you’re eighty years old you’ve learned everything. You only have to remember it. " ~~ George Burns

"Like snow in summer or rain in harvest, so honor is unfitting for fools." ~~ Proverbs (Mishle) 26:1

"There is no mightier weapon than indifference, you will never conquer it." ~~ Ze’ev Vladimir Jabotinsky

"I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception. " ~~ Groucho Marx